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Written by Eric
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Thursday, 27 March 2008 06:11 |
I've tried the internet personals a couple of times now, and seriously doubt I'll ever go back there.
The first girl was very sweet, though a bit naive and innocent it seemed. Obviously a very clean, sheltered life, and my complete opposite, but like I said, a sweet girl.
I was honest about myself but still worried I might shock her a little. I have long hair, tattoos the length of each arm, and can be a bit wild sometimes.
I knew she didn't smoke or drink so I refrained from smoking the entire day so there would be no chance of the odor on my clothes, breath, in my car, etc.
We met, had a wonderful conversation and really started to hit it off. We went for a drive around her side of town. She suggested we stop by her apartment for something, which was odd since I knew she had a relative staying there.
Sitting in her drive she looks at me seriously and says "Before we go in I need to be honest with you about something".
Immediately my mind goes over the possibilities... maybe she's married, does she have AIDS, is she really a man....???
Then she says "I dip".
I say "huh?"
She repeats "I dip. You know, like Skoal. Does that bother you?"
The only reply that came to mind was "I don't know. Do you spit or swallow? Heh, heh, heh."
She didn't get the joke. She assured me she spits, and sure enough we go upstairs and she puts in a chew and carries around a spit cup.
You know, I could have probably dealt with the whole spitting thing, but she just didn't get the joke. That told me it wasn't going to work. Well, that AND the brown dribble on her lip. Eeewwww.
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